This loooong 404 error page text from Jason Santa Maria’s blog made me chuckle.

Oops! There isn’t even a remotely meaningful page here; not unlike the rest of this site. At least some of the other pages have some pretty pictures to look at. Why don’t you try starting again from the front door? Or maybe you would just like to contact me to inform me of your hatred of me and my website for not having the page you requested. Either way, you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.